Thursday, May 12, 2005

Listening to : Ludacris - Move Bitch
Feeling : Lapaarrrrr

'Scuse me, what did i just say?

I've just recently realized that i've been saying even more random/bitcy/politically-incorrect phrases and invectives recently - well not with spiteful or nasty intentions aimed towards any specific person(s). Particularly more so when i'm waiting for something or when inconvenienced by someone's lack of foresight. Dunnolar......either i'm rediscovering gratification in tongue lashing ( the proverbial kind) and smack talking along with the bliss of chocolate once again.....or i'm accumulating pent up stress again and its not coming out fast enough.....hahahhaa. Maybe i just need to start on an ol' school blazin burnin rant right 'ere - shoutboard's open to suggestions! I'm probably just dying to get some vitriol out.

I'm sure a smidge of that excess stress comes from our every-other day 'brief' gaming sessions to break the tedium of studying ( or attempts thereof). Funnily enough, they just make for more stress and pressure during gameplay. Or maybe its just RTS-ses. Pape jelah....whatever it is, Sogat's Hero Arena is well and truly an evil , meaningless waste-of-time-map ( warcraft ) crafted by some antisocial curryvurst chomping German fat bastard ( apologies to any curryvursts offended). What kind of a handle is "sogat" anyway - sounds like some herbal tincture/massage oil made by incestous old men back in east coast m'sia -

"Ngapo belake sayo asyik sakit siang male bang?"
"Tak tau ngapo...sapu sajo minyak sogat"

Hahaha......utterly random no? On another random note there IS an American male equivalent to the *totally lost for an appropiate adjective/adverb* camel toe ( If you haven't heard the 'Camel Toe' parody of the Beach Boys' Cocomo, i suggest you look for it, now-ish). Its called the moose knuckle and is also the result of wet/crotch hugging apparel and a symmetrically bulging gonad arrangement. There.

Kan as Puteri said, a day's never wasted as long as you learn something?

Oh another quote of the day from yesterday:

"All Indians should die." Hon Win, ineptly summing his thoughts from a discussion on the overpopulation of the South Asian subcontinent, just before a somewhat severe beating from Sangheeta.

Plenus venter non studet libenter.

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