Feeling: just a touch under the weather * snrrkkkkttTCHOO!*
Listening to : too much jiwangness. gerenti sakit
Purely Procrastination
It's been a boring ass weekend. Going to notts would've been just as boring,(not like you were at any of the events, were you naz? thatswhyyyy) except i woulda had to throw away more money and get on a freakin bus - oh yeah and there is Nottingham weather which is a bit more faktap than here.
Went to gym saturday to try and work off this goddamn flu, and when i took the bus back kena stress for fucks sommore. Six people sitting in one bunch, on the aisle seats with their bags on the window seat. On a full bus, no less. These people should be sterilized with a rusty butter knife i tell you.
Oooh here's a random little joke that got me laughing balls at 3 in the morn:
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
And you just HAVE to look at these ads from here and here. Don't say i didn't warn you.Listening to : too much jiwangness. gerenti sakit
Purely Procrastination
It's been a boring ass weekend. Going to notts would've been just as boring,(not like you were at any of the events, were you naz? thatswhyyyy) except i woulda had to throw away more money and get on a freakin bus - oh yeah and there is Nottingham weather which is a bit more faktap than here.
Went to gym saturday to try and work off this goddamn flu, and when i took the bus back kena stress for fucks sommore. Six people sitting in one bunch, on the aisle seats with their bags on the window seat. On a full bus, no less. These people should be sterilized with a rusty butter knife i tell you.
Oooh here's a random little joke that got me laughing balls at 3 in the morn:
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
Oh wait...i really didnt...
Anatamo watashimo POCKY!!!
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