Steeeyouuupid CUNT!!!

Today fucking sucked ass.

After an almost entirely sleepless night, and a 9 am French test, things only got fuckin better.

I’m sure y’all (warwickians anyway) know how it is at Café Library, right? Its always like the fuckin line that takes fuckin ages are mostly idiots who eat English breakfasts at 3 in the afternoon or load up on baked potatoes – so its like biasa kan to just skip the line to the oh-so-empty part of cafeLib for the ‘proper’ hot food.

I was just about to grab a pack of their dog-fucking-food chilli con carne before heading back for much needed catching up on sleep (plus finishing off Robotics and pointlessly trolling on Vibrations) when some fucking twat fucking cari pasal:

“I don’t know if you noticed, but there is a line”

“But yeah, bro that’s for the all day breakfast innit?”

“There’s only one line”

“Yeah but look, man – okay fine whatever”

Not like there was anyone else in the queue giving me dirty looks or anything, but I was already farking irate enough. It was either a clean split or cuss that motherfucker off. Granted there’s quite a big chance that I was wrong so fuckit la I joined the line of spud scoffers and bacon eaters.

Then when I left I heard that cock-eyed bastard mutter “Malaga” . Fuckin Greek poseur. Like so confident no Asians know their swear words like that. CUnTT. Hope the next time he shags his skanky greek whore he gets crabs up to his hairy back and head.

Just when I cooled down and was happily passing by the humanities dept some garishly dressed hongkey cunt with headphones shouldered me and made me drop my packed salad. KNCCB fucker never even looked back. Not saying sorry one thing….but didn’t even look back! RARRRRRGHhhhhhhhh

Oh while we’re on the subject of the dog food that they serve on campus ( maybe except for Eat and Xanana) I’m gonna be a bitch and take you a wooooorld away to NOBU nyahahaha. Managed to join the IC grads for a quick lunch there while I was down for raya weekend. Finally after 5 fucking years here I get to eat at no-fucking-bu.

And the food was orgasmic. Only regret? I ordered the always-changing chef’s set menu instead of the old favourites menu ( I want my nobu black coooood) .

Sooo…where to next? Veeraswamy? The Ivy? The Fat Duck? I’ve got some time…..only pokaiiiiiii. Oh and anyone who gets me seats, repeat just SEATS at El Bulli….me love you looooong tiiiime!

Well at least blogging during lectures didn’t catch on as a habit.heh.

Also in the odd moment that I’ve managed to procrastinate the good ‘ol way – facebooking and looking through old photos – just remembered how mishhh soooo many peopleeeee……..*siiiiiiigh* my London Tai Chehs…..the IC peeps, the Cempakans livin it up back home..aku nak balllllllllllik.

Furbleagh. Here's to me getting through week 10. Salut!

quote of the day: "Better be safe than have to do laundry"