OMFGWTFBBQ yarabbi lasergun *pchew pchew pchew*
What is up with them brits , and caucasians in general and their unhealthy obsession with tanning? Just the other day i was grocery-ing at Sains' and it was Attack of the Leather -Skinned People. All shades and colours - from lobster red to "cheap spray tan" orange to "i gave myself skin cancer in Algarve but it was worth it" brown. Give it up - you can't cheat your natural skin colour man. Leave the gourgous sun-kissed olive tans to the mediterraneans.
No, seriously put your top back on.Really. PLEASE.AieEEEE*pokes out eyes*
While we're bemoaning things European, nothing screams Eurotrash louder than the Eurovision contest. Seriously
Over the last 5 years i've been in this godforsaken country i've never given a rats ass about the Eurovision song contest. Factor in other people in your msn who do, youtube and exam procrastiation , however and yeah there ya go. This year's winners are a motley Finnish lot who look like a bunch of uruk hai who loved Kiss so much they started their own death metal band after Saruman hailat.
Alrighty it IS quite catchy, but im sure you're asking how did they win eh?
Because they're up against jacksies like this.
Thats the british entry. True, Eurovision is more a political and amusing spectacle rather than a talent contest but even by Eurovision standards thats goddamn appaling. A middle aged chav white boy rapper wannabe who's also probably a pedo. Baaaguslah. Im still sayin that the French told 'em that "oh zees year we have noo Eurovision, oui!" and then plucked some faktap council estate chav and told him to represent his queen and country at the esteemed musical stage that is Eurovision. And offered him a Burberry cap and some random bling.
Quick shoutout while we're on European culture - anyone *ehukehukLongridgeppl* who'll still be in london around 20th June and wanna catch something at the R.O.H? Damn gatal to see overweight people in helmets and leather corsets screaming in German and Italian. Esp if it happens to be in Aida, M.Butterfly, Turandot or anything Wagner.
I'm no Jeremy Clarkson, but since when has any man needed an excuse to perv over a car. Behold the new Ferarri Fiorano:
Over the last 5 years i've been in this godforsaken country i've never given a rats ass about the Eurovision song contest. Factor in other people in your msn who do, youtube and exam procrastiation , however and yeah there ya go. This year's winners are a motley Finnish lot who look like a bunch of uruk hai who loved Kiss so much they started their own death metal band after Saruman hailat.
Alrighty it IS quite catchy, but im sure you're asking how did they win eh?
Because they're up against jacksies like this.
Thats the british entry. True, Eurovision is more a political and amusing spectacle rather than a talent contest but even by Eurovision standards thats goddamn appaling. A middle aged chav white boy rapper wannabe who's also probably a pedo. Baaaguslah. Im still sayin that the French told 'em that "oh zees year we have noo Eurovision, oui!" and then plucked some faktap council estate chav and told him to represent his queen and country at the esteemed musical stage that is Eurovision. And offered him a Burberry cap and some random bling.
Quick shoutout while we're on European culture - anyone *ehukehukLongridgeppl* who'll still be in london around 20th June and wanna catch something at the R.O.H? Damn gatal to see overweight people in helmets and leather corsets screaming in German and Italian. Esp if it happens to be in Aida, M.Butterfly, Turandot or anything Wagner.
I'm no Jeremy Clarkson, but since when has any man needed an excuse to perv over a car. Behold the new Ferarri Fiorano:
Looks like the best bits of the archetypal american muscle car(minus the oversized obnoxious chrome ramscoop up front) on a thoroughbred Italian. 6 litre V12 at 620 bhp and everythings bloody computerised - for ease of "everyday driving". Your kotekla everyday driving - you have that car also takkan you drive it to mamak or pasar malam kan? Even if you don't get carjacked ( yes assuming there's gonna be no more than 10 of those in M'sia - wont be very difficult to track down) someone is bound to just key it out of spite.
But seriously check out that ass.
Me likey .
For all you people who took my advice on Questionable Content, here's another comic for me to whore - Alien Loves Predator. Its a touch ( when i say touch i mean a huge grope) more surreal but still freaking hilarious. Typical American sass with just a touch of sacriliege.
Haven't been meeting my camwhoring quota here at all - so here's the next best thing - more droolicious pictures from my kitchaan!
Super nyummy open top breakfast sarnies - wholegrain bread, turkey ham, cucumber, tomatoes and eggs sunny side up with a choice of savoury spread - marmite, japanese mayo, tzatziki, guacamole, taramasalata , whatever go wild. If you got balls go combine all those la. Vomit sure like makan crayon liddat.
Panfried salmon with garlic, chilli and coriander infused butter - made it up on the spot. MMmmm. After making nasi goreng belacan the other day, only after the smell sank into the kitchen a few hours later - combined with the smell of cut grass on a warm rainy day - made me randomly think of home. One more month onlyyy!
Hey its exam season but it doesnt mean you cant eat well - hell its even MORE reason to makan puas puas kan?
Despite gettin my ass planted on my seat to cram for exams, there's still fuckload of web-based procrastination to be had.
Asides from your friends' blogs( whose tagboards you dont spam anymore - here's their Facebook walls for that) you gotcher:
Regulation bimbo blogs - not a derogatory term - they're fun brainless skimming with lotsa eye candy - and occasionally goood writing. If you can stomach the all-too-common chronic overuse of pink.
Satire, parody and purely ranty blogs - amusing reading, barring the occasional cheap shot or toilet gag.
Political, religious or cultural commentary blogs. Mostly one-sided, opinionated pretentious rants. The flame wars and name calling in the comments make good reading though.
Emo blogs/what i did today blogs. *right click, close tab*
That said, i can remember the good old days when THIS was an emo, ranty blog(with bad poetry to boot). Well it still is to some extent, but now its got shiny shiny pictures! Some of my quite recent posts can be quite bimbolic as well, innit? Over the years( hey i CAN say that. almost three is still more than 1) i mighta just tweaked it a little to be more entertaining and reader friendly for all you wayward random blogskimmers. Let it not be said that Amar's a bad host. Mint tea, anyone?
I kinda miss not having to censor and veto certain subjects & entries though. You never know who's reading - great is the power of Google indeed.
Sometimes while just skimming you get lost and when you look around, you're in the middle of a flame war. Its amazing how some people can feel so passionately about the most inane of things, or how tactless and hypocritical some people are. Fine, you're just asking for it if you randomly touch a sensitive subject with all the care of a cold-handed female gynae( or so i've heard) but sadder are the folks who dont realise that its a complete waste of time putting in your own 2 cents on blogs like that. You'd be better off opening tanning salons and taking stupid angmors' money. Its funny how some parties- especially the media - pinch something off some random wankers blog and say that its canon, that its the voice of the people.
Enough comedies with "heart" , more outrageously rude stand-up please, Mr. Williams
As if we don't have enough slander, drama and misinformation from state run media. Seriously bimbo blogs are the way la. I'm like up to here with political news from back home and what people think about it. 99% of politicians across the bloody world are ignorant, corrupt powermongers, especially Third World politicians who have this tribal "Big Man" mentality. You're welcome to grab that PHD in political science -i'll be seein ya as a panelist on some mornin talk show someday in between your thankless lecturing gig. No matter how much you know about the system and its flaws , you wont be able to fix it. So there.
Thats MY 2 cents as a disillusioned cynic, resigned to the life of a corporate whore.
And now for zee quotes !
But seriously check out that ass.
Me likey .For all you people who took my advice on Questionable Content, here's another comic for me to whore - Alien Loves Predator. Its a touch ( when i say touch i mean a huge grope) more surreal but still freaking hilarious. Typical American sass with just a touch of sacriliege.
Haven't been meeting my camwhoring quota here at all - so here's the next best thing - more droolicious pictures from my kitchaan!
Super nyummy open top breakfast sarnies - wholegrain bread, turkey ham, cucumber, tomatoes and eggs sunny side up with a choice of savoury spread - marmite, japanese mayo, tzatziki, guacamole, taramasalata , whatever go wild. If you got balls go combine all those la. Vomit sure like makan crayon liddat.
Panfried salmon with garlic, chilli and coriander infused butter - made it up on the spot. MMmmm. After making nasi goreng belacan the other day, only after the smell sank into the kitchen a few hours later - combined with the smell of cut grass on a warm rainy day - made me randomly think of home. One more month onlyyy!Hey its exam season but it doesnt mean you cant eat well - hell its even MORE reason to makan puas puas kan?
Despite gettin my ass planted on my seat to cram for exams, there's still fuckload of web-based procrastination to be had.
Facebook ( Friendster is soooo proletariat)
MSN
And last but definitely not least , blogs.
MSN
And last but definitely not least , blogs.
Asides from your friends' blogs( whose tagboards you dont spam anymore - here's their Facebook walls for that) you gotcher:
Regulation bimbo blogs - not a derogatory term - they're fun brainless skimming with lotsa eye candy - and occasionally goood writing. If you can stomach the all-too-common chronic overuse of pink.
Satire, parody and purely ranty blogs - amusing reading, barring the occasional cheap shot or toilet gag.
Political, religious or cultural commentary blogs. Mostly one-sided, opinionated pretentious rants. The flame wars and name calling in the comments make good reading though.
Emo blogs/what i did today blogs. *right click, close tab*
That said, i can remember the good old days when THIS was an emo, ranty blog(with bad poetry to boot). Well it still is to some extent, but now its got shiny shiny pictures! Some of my quite recent posts can be quite bimbolic as well, innit? Over the years( hey i CAN say that. almost three is still more than 1) i mighta just tweaked it a little to be more entertaining and reader friendly for all you wayward random blogskimmers. Let it not be said that Amar's a bad host. Mint tea, anyone?
I kinda miss not having to censor and veto certain subjects & entries though. You never know who's reading - great is the power of Google indeed.
Sometimes while just skimming you get lost and when you look around, you're in the middle of a flame war. Its amazing how some people can feel so passionately about the most inane of things, or how tactless and hypocritical some people are. Fine, you're just asking for it if you randomly touch a sensitive subject with all the care of a cold-handed female gynae( or so i've heard) but sadder are the folks who dont realise that its a complete waste of time putting in your own 2 cents on blogs like that. You'd be better off opening tanning salons and taking stupid angmors' money. Its funny how some parties- especially the media - pinch something off some random wankers blog and say that its canon, that its the voice of the people.
Enough comedies with "heart" , more outrageously rude stand-up please, Mr. WilliamsAs if we don't have enough slander, drama and misinformation from state run media. Seriously bimbo blogs are the way la. I'm like up to here with political news from back home and what people think about it. 99% of politicians across the bloody world are ignorant, corrupt powermongers, especially Third World politicians who have this tribal "Big Man" mentality. You're welcome to grab that PHD in political science -i'll be seein ya as a panelist on some mornin talk show someday in between your thankless lecturing gig. No matter how much you know about the system and its flaws , you wont be able to fix it. So there.
Thats MY 2 cents as a disillusioned cynic, resigned to the life of a corporate whore.
And now for zee quotes !
"OMG bendalir faraj terabor summersault!"- dont ask
"macam spoon in a milo can jer." - yes this was said with a sexual connotation
"check out my one hand technique" - cutting steak with one hand, or explaining the long toilet sessions?
"macam spoon in a milo can jer." - yes this was said with a sexual connotation
"check out my one hand technique" - cutting steak with one hand, or explaining the long toilet sessions?
*JENG JENG*
HARD
*JENG JENG*
ROCK
HALLELUUUJAAAH!
HARD
*JENG JENG*
ROCK
HALLELUUUJAAAH!
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