Eh , i lazy to blog i like la.....

I actually had a list of amusing stories, quotes, and rants to write that's been piling up over the last month. Coveniently, i had to reformat my comp - apparently, running Limewire on a PC without a firewall or antivirus IS like double-dipping* a whole port town's worth of whores bareback. You'll end up with some ridiculously nasty unmentionables on your machine. Never am i running my desktop without my hardware firewall and Norton again.

A neat little excuse for not having to compose a painfully long segue of an entry, innit?

Picking up where i left off -

again - Happy New Year!
Selamat Hari Raya Haji!
Happy Chinese New Year!

In retrospect, i've probably been partying juust a touch too much between One World Week, Soul Asia, and those various random union events. Normally it would be an alcohol laden liver doing this kinda talking, but in this case its actually a laundry hamper reeking of secondhand smoke.

There's also mnite rehearsals every weeknight. Not like i'm doing dikir or anything else, but there's always the Hindi ( read HINDI, not BHANGRA) choreography i'm doing. Probably in a little bit over my head with Dola re Dola - some Bharatanatyam training wouLD have helped. Dancing and yelling counts for an hour or two every night IS kinda tiring enough already. Much respect to the ladies doing like...3-4 dances and ALSo being in the play. Serious. Respeeeeect!

Moi? Once a stage whore, always a stage whore. Eh and please ohkay - i'm not an " indian lady trapped in a man's body". I'm "flexible". Might have something to do with the menora dancer blood passed down from my mother's side. Whatever. *contemplates trying Thai classical dance.

A little phowk-ow break, no? Piccies from the CNY booze-out/bakeout at Taib's , where i was naturally the drinks marshall for a bit...

Disclaimer - no, i wasn't drunk. Seriously.

CNY 2006, 135 Hearsall Avenue

Elbow pointing can only mean one thing - FUdGe!! and Hon - look!! Bacardi!!!

Year 3 housies-gonna-be

Almost a four-way tie for the "Most Wasted" throphy.

'Sultry' face minus pout = sleepy face

Another group snap, combining various levels of inebriation

Ultimate babiness - our platters at the One World Week buffet last week. Good thing we got in early - the servers were sooo eager to get rid of their food in the beginning. Its like " Urm that looks good i'll see if i've got space on my pla *SPLAP* oh okay ". Won't be wondering how pierogi tastes like dipped in mee goreng with coconut chicken gravy again.

GOt more than a few rants coming - its soo annoying tho when the best rants are about ppl too close to home, or about things that you KNOW some people will get touchy about - i.e. all the kerfuffle back home about the withdrawn memorandum about bumi rights and jabs at Syariah law pertaining to non-muslims. FOr now, here's one most of you can click with - Jac, Gigi - don't read. COver your eyes. Close the browser. (yep im sure most of you know what's comin dontcha?)

Goddamn hongkeys!!

Eh serious la tak sedar diri giler. One World Week is all about promoting culture right? Too bad some people just end up proving their lack or misconception of it. OWW fashion show - amidst all the colourful traditional costumes brimming with damask, embroidery , danglies and whatnot, there you have the HKsoc with their men in business suits, handphones and briefcases and the women in cocktail dresses and champagne flutes. Whoaa....alpha male go-getters and socialite doyennes la kononnn. Fuck you UnDerstand!!!!!!!! Don't make me readjust your spine with that Tanner Krolle attache case or screw that nosejob with your Dior baby clutch!!!

And to top it off, for their cultural performance, they did a modern r&b thingy to 'Dirrty' and a Missy Elliot song. Apakaaaaah!! Dahlah like, soo tak padan, dancing also like shit liddat. Not just any normal shit, mind you. The kinda "greasy, sloppy evil manifest in corporeal form" shit that you will painfully exude after a whole day's bender on stupidly pyrophoric indian and thai food.

Well, China Soc might have done a modern r&b dance also, but at least they danced better and actually had this guy who can bloody well move. Like a chinese Usher. AND they at least had a girl do a Chinese opera solo at the OWW concert.




Ahhhhh puas sikit. Now i can get back to finishing my bloody hindi choreo and German sem work.

"Eh, something here smells goood man...oh..wait its just me."